the wreckening

GET OUT OF HERE STALKER DESU~!
Thu Feb 18

crap

  • SergioThree: there's other fish in the sea, man, she's just a girl
  • Beatsfromkorea: no dude, that's bullshit.
  • Beatsfromkorea: Think of it this way. if your precious copy of street fighter third strike broke and i told you "it's ok man, there's other games in the sea. here, play mortal kombat instead" what would you say? you'd be like, "fuck that, gimme third strike."
  • SergioThree: ...
  • SergioThree: you just reached me on a level that i never thought possible
  • _________________________
  • <ikkenai> i don't have hard drives. i just keep 30 chinese teenagers in my basement and force them to memorize numbers
  • _________________________
  • <factorial_nine> "Male masturbation is a personal turn off for me. As a single woman, I'm especially looking for a man who doesn't masturbate, even while he's single."
  • <factorial_nine> GOOD LUCK, BITCH.
  • _________________________
  • ruide: hey chris, stop fuckin cybering and let me show you something
  • cyph33r: what
  • cyph33r: i dont cyber cockbite, i have a gf
  • ruide: haha
  • cyph33r: what did you want to show me
  • ruide: i made an account on that scrabble website you go to
  • ruide: bubblegal_14
  • cyph33r: wtf
  • cyph33r: omg fuck you you fucking prick
  • ruide: chrisharker: i slide two fingers into your tight asshole
  • cyph33r: YOU ARE A FUCKING FAGGOT YOU KNOW THAT
  • cyph33r: I FUCKING HATE YOU
  • ruide: chrisharker: i've never done this before, am i doing it right?
  • cyph33r: FUCK OFF YOU FUCKING ASSHOLE
  • _________________________
  • * Quits: crag-- (crag@202.154.72.136) (Dead girls dont say no)
  • * Quits: KiM (KiM@134.115.157.196) (going for a walk :p)
  • <@ShowDowN> that is sick
  • <@ShowDowN> we should ban him next time he comes in
  • <@nekro> yeah, who the hell goes for walks
  • _________________________
  • <Rapture> Tsk, it's [new processors] as bad as penis comparisons, really.
  • <rejs> but penises don't double in performance every 18 months...
  • _________________________
  • <Jv8> programming has destroyed my ability to speak English
  • _________________________
  • <Xizer> Winzip is such a girl...
  • <Xizer> "Uh hey. 30 days are up could you stop using me? No? Well I'll just ask again tomorrow..."
  • _________________________
  • <Kionon> "Left, right, front, back, penis in, penis out."
  • <Andris> Dance Dance Reproduction.
  • _________________________
  • <MacMantis> oh christ. a friend of mine just got another of his mothers world breaking text messages.
  • <MacMantis> 'GDAD DIED 5AM -MUMX'
  • <MacMantis> I honestly do wonder what is wrong with the woman.
Thu Oct 1
  • Skyler: IF YOU ARENT HAVING KIDS STOP THE GODDAMN PERIODS
  • Marcus Claw: B(
  • Skyler: FALCON PUNCH FALCON PUNCH FALCON PUNCH FALCON PUNCH FALCON PUNCH FALCON PUNCH FALCON PUNCH FALCON PUNCH FALCON PUNCH FALCON PUNCH FALCON PUNCH FALCON PUNCH FALCON PUNCH FALCON PUNCH FALCON PUNCH FALCON PUNCH FALCON PUNCH FALCON PUNCH FALCON PUNCH FALCON PUNCH FALCON PUNCH FALCON PUNCH FALCON PUNCH FALCON PUNCH FALCON PUNCH FALCON PUNCH FALCON PUNCH FALCON PUNCH FALCON PUNCH FALCON PUNCH FALCON PUNCH FALCON PUNCH FALCON PUNCH FALCON PUNCH FALCON PUNCH FALCON PUNCH FALCON PUNCH FALCON PUNCH FALCON PUNCH FALCON PUNCH FALCON PUNCH FALCON PUNCH FALCON PUNCH FALCON PUNCH FALCON PUNCH FALCON PUNCH FALCON PUNCH FALCON PUNCH FALCON PUNCH FALCON PUNCH FALCON PUNCH FALCON PUNCH FALCON PUNCH FALCON PUNCH FALCON PUNCH FALCON PUNCH FALCON PUNCH FALCON PUNCH FALCON PUNCH FALCON PUNCH
Tue Sep 29

I like this a lot despite never even really playing TWEWY. I guess I should sometime.

Sat Sep 26

Hell yes.

Thu Sep 17
listening to "Borgore - Guided Relaxation Dub"

@Miee: “exactly what I needed. so relaxing. @EekyScreech @ZOEBOE @ComputerNationRadio @WIGSTA @shawndromat @PaulFrankRizzo @Blippo@moijojojo@Karuna”

Tue Sep 8

Aw Yeah Gurl - Jackal Queenston

Sat Sep 5

Remember when I got the flu and I thought Dolly Parton was in the closet with a chainsaw?

Phantasmagoria 2 really has some GOLDEN lines in it. As such I needed to keep them Forever.


SUBJECT: Hi baby (email)
Jocilyn: Hi baby. I just wanted to let you know I’m thinking about you. Have a good morning. I love you.

Curtis: With your note in my inbox, dearest, I could sprout wings of pure joy and fly over to your cubicle.

Jocilyn: Just don’t perch on my head and preen, okay?


SUBJECT: Career Opportunities
Dear Mr. Craig,

We’ve been following your career for quite some time now, and we’ve decided to make you an offer. We know that you’re currently employed as a copywriter, but we feel that you have endless natural talent in the field of murder. We believe that with a little practice, you could become the world’s next Ted Bundy, Jeffrey Dahmer… who knows, even a Hitler or a Stalin! Please send us a copy of your resume along with a dismembered human body and a quart of goat’s blood.

We are all looking forward to working with you.

Asmodeus, Asteroth, Beliel and Scratch, Inc.

Sun Aug 30

>_>

  • Marcus Claw: Oh god you remind me of a 12 year old trying to cyber XD I am loling. Good job :3
  • Metal Anon: how do you know what a twelve year old trying to cyber is like D8
  • Marcus Claw: UH.
Fri Aug 14

FUCKING FUCK 10 MINUTES OF RAINBOW ROAD.

Sun Jun 28

rules of the internet

  • KristyxKat: did someone call?
  • Marcus Claw: TITS
  • FullOf404: TITS
  • FullOf404: WHORE
  • LgHardonCollider: TITS
Mon Jun 15

macfags

  • MadeOfMush: Not mac though
  • MadeOfMush: Macs are for hipsters.
  • (9: 53:35 PM) allpneu left the room.
  • CreateTheWonder: Allp, do you mac?
  • CreateTheWonder: OH SHIT
  • CreateTheWonder: lol
  • BurnYourDonuts: looool
  • MadeOfMush: LMFAO
  • Marcus Claw: XDDD!!!
  • CreateTheWonder: I feel bad now.
Sat Jun 13

Do you want to ravage someone?

  • MetalAnon: Oh god, I AM going to be a permavirgin
  • MetalAnon: As soon as I typed that
  • MetalAnon: I thought of the transformer
  • MetalAnon: I'm talking about sex
  • MetalAnon: With a lesbian
  • MetalAnon: AND THINKING
  • MetalAnon: OF
  • MetalAnon: TRANSFORMERS
  • MetalAnon: FUUUUUU
Wed Jun 10

ass n' titties

  • MetalAnon: Ass
  • MetalAnon: titties
  • MetalAnon: ass and titties
  • MetalAnon: ass ass
  • Marcus Claw: Ass n' titties
  • MetalAnon: titties titties
  • Marcus Claw: ass ass ass ass ass
  • MetalAnon: ass n titties
  • Marcus Claw: titties titties titties titties
  • MetalAnon: 8D
  • MetalAnon: Sounds like a weekend at Marcus' place
  • Marcus Claw: c:
  • MetalAnon: C:
Mon Jun 8

bewbs

  • Marcus Claw: :)
  • MetalAnon: XD
  • MetalAnon: BOOBS MAKE MARCUS HAPPY
  • Marcus Claw: YES THEY DOOOOOO~

A QUESTION.

(9:10:38 PM) Marcus Claw: Question: Why are (some) women so compelled to show off their bodies?
For Girls: If you are one of those women, why do you?

all typos/whatever left intact

Male1: Because they have (usually) daddy issues and seek male acceptance, unfortunately (fortuanteyl for me) in the form of sex
Male1: Or in the case of my friend
Male1: Because christianity never said anything about dressing like a slut

Female1: Because they’re DUMB BITCHES

Male2: i think its a need
Male2: for validation

Female2: because they lack confidence
Female2: and hate themselves
Female2: so they show themselves off to prove to themselves that they’re attractive

Male3: Probably very insecure about the depth of their intellect/personality so they take the ‘easy’ way out of being a reject which is to try and garner attention from others to validate themselves as worthwhile people, when in reality they’ll probably benefit no one and cause a lot of shit during their life

Female3: Sometimes I just need to feel lusted after
Female3: honestly
Female3: I know that sounds bad, and I could probably sugar coat it
Female3: or give you some bullshit answer
Female3: but
Female3: when it comes down to it
Female3: lust is a powerful emotion to cause
Female3: its flattering
Female3: and at times, I need to be flattered.

Male4: whores
Male4: daddy issues

Female4: because when you know you look good, it makes your self esteem rise
Female4: like if you’re in a badass outfit
Female4: makes you feel like a little more of a badass
Female4: when you dress in things that compliment your figure, you feel more attractive
Female4: You have to love yourself first. and part of that is keeping a happy self esteem.
Female4: For a lot of people, dressing nicely, the way they want to, reflects that.
Female4: it’d be like when you wear a suit
Female4: you become the idealized person you want to be
Female4: and when you show off your body, it means you’re comfortable with it
Female4: you love the way you are

Male5: Because it’s still a male-dominated society?
Male5: It’s also sex dominated!

Female5: I think it can get old
Female5: Good for you, if its because you’re confident in your body
Female5: Shame on you if it’s for any other reason

Male6: MONEY!!!!!
Male6: oh and there is probabley some low self esteem thrown in there somewhere

Female6: to please the Overlord
Female6: yeah, i’d say [validation purposes] too.  though i think there are others, with other reasons.  i mean, feeling sexy is awesome

Male7: Because they feel that they need to be said nice thing

Female7: because….. I like having a skinny waist …. and I have big voluptuous 34C/D boobs??
Female7: THEY NEEDS TO BE SHARED WITH THE WORLD, THEY ARE A GOOD THING.
Female7: but yes. that is why I’m compelled to show off my body ….
Female7: and I always like people looking at me and I like people talking about me, whether it’s good or bad.
Female7: /shrug
Female7: so I suppose you’d say it’s for the attention..

Male8: Because some women aren’t afraid to show that they love sex as much as men do.
Male8: That and they are great at it.
Male8: They know they are hot so they exploit it as much as possible….
Male8: And enjoy seeing guys trying to hide the fact that their pants are bulgier than normal.

Male9: because they have bodies to show off
Male9: if I was a sexy woman, id show it off :)

Male10: I’d guess some women want the attention.
Male10: But I’d love it… if I looked good I’d want to wear nice, tight clothes for the ladies to admire. You feel good so you wanna dress up.

Male11: Because it gets them more money and opportunities.